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Gumtree WTF Wednesdays #3

16 Feb

It's time to party, Gumtree style.

Handsome Guy’s revenge

I’m not putting any picture of me here now (I can send it some via e-mail if you want) but I’m quite handsome guy looking for a pretty valentine for tonight to hang out with. Cauz my girlfriend has broken up with me today!!!! So immediately drop me an e-mail with ur pics.
Cheers

tommyblast@hotmail.com

Mmm… vengeful, demanding, handsome boyfriend.

Wanted: I’m bored

any girls wanna get bored with me ???????

You had me at wanna.

Do you have Hollywood dreams?

I’ve worked in Hollywood before (for a producer) and am gearing up for another shot at the title.

Looking to connect with others here who share the same drive and desire to make it. Very few people here get it, so would be a good way to get the support and encouragement we need.

I think more people get it in Hollywood…

Who Wants a Grindhouse theatre?

Hey all,

I want to open a Grindhouse theatre in Sydney – showing all those great 70’s films!

Who’s in to help?

Who’d come and watch?

I want neon, sticky carpets and awful popcorn. Creeky seats, smokey rooms and lots of interesting, fun, crazy and hip people to come…

Just my dream 🙂

My stoned, stoned dream.

apologies to adam from darlinghurst

a very stoned/drunk man, harmless, from darlinghurst ‘adam’. short, confused and friendly. had some of your wien and smokes, but left you with a few dodgey characters on the train who later mugged you. apologies if you read this

jimmy, blaxland.

Short, confused and friendly, with a penchant for Grindhouse theatre.

Inner Circle members for cult wanted

I’m forming a cult. Well hopefully it will become a cult

this is serious, not a joke, and I’m not talking about hooded robes and pentagrams.

The idea is to have a group of minds working behind the scenes with a “guru” type, who we choose to work with (possibly an actor or performer). The guru or “leader” would basically be the face of the collective.

The details of the gurus message are yet to be decided, It could take many directions anything from (new age woo woo to fringe politics to day to day “wisdom that people can use” or just another love guru with some kind of twist.

You know…something culty.

I’m willing to suspend disbelief of the authenticity of this Gumtree post to see the awesome potential of getting on the ground floor of something amazing. This Northcote ‘cultrepreneur’ even says you can be the leader (particularly if you’re an out of work actor). There’s money in them thar cults.

Hi my sisters house in Tarneit. was broken into today and a number of items were stolen.

Taken were two cardboard boxes full of baby photos and other baby mementos. My sister wants these back as she had been hoping to save these items to give to her children on their 21st birthdays. She is in shock but can tell me the boxes contained;

every photo ever taken of her three children, birth bracelets, belly button stumps, baby show ribbons and trophies, her son’s first lock of hair, her childrens first outfits………basically everything that means the world to a mum!

Ok, i’m not going to laugh at this, because it is actually very sad. But it’s also very strange. And hopefully not related to any newly forming cults.

awareness of mental abuse

met *** **** on 24 January 2009, at gumtree site for long term relationship, every thing seems to be good and he seems like a polite gentleman, he knows how to talk and being a good listener, that is all he is, i start feeling strange as the times goes by, he never have times on weekends and all his friends and relatives all seems to get sick or dies on weekends … his ex goes to cancer treatment every week and she got hit by a car the week she didnt go to treatment, then his oversea or interstate relatives would die on long weekends … then his sister found out the brother in law having affair, *** has to baby sit the brother in law

Sad and strange. That’s Gumtree! There is something sinister and Lynchian about the business described above, with friends and relatives mysteriously dying or becoming infirm on weekends and adulterous adults needing babysitting.

LOOKING FOR SOME ONE TO DESIGN A BOOK COVER & CAN EDIT THE BOOK.

RISE & WALK CHURCH.TODAY IS LOOKING FOR A QUALIFIED PERSON WHO CAN DESIGN THE COVER OF A SPIRITUAL BOOK AND ALSO EDIT IT. YOU MUST LIVE WITHIN SYDNEY.YOU MUST SUBMIT YOUR PREVIOUS JOBS DONE.YOU MUST BE A CHRISTIAN WHO UNDERSTAND SPIRITUAL LANGUAGE OR TERMS IN ORDER TO GET THE EDITING EASY.

WILL IT BE WRITTEN IN ALL-CAPS?

i want to remove warts on my rear passage

hi, i ended up with  warts, ive had them frozen three times, they are still there, they look sick, but i still cant remove. anyone ever been in this situation, and successfully removed them. waiting urgently, embarrasing bending over in front of doctor.anyone want to help me remove with tweezers etc.

Job of the week.

Hi there, I am single, male, age 32, from Sydney. No kids, never married. If you are interested in getting to know me, please kindly reply to this ad with your name and anything you like to tell me about you, and we can exchange pics, chat and see how things go from there.

You know… just a guy. An average homeboy.

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Posted by on February 16, 2011 in funny, Gumtree WTF, youtube

 

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